What’s this? A school party of 15? A delegation from the Arabian Nights? A full to bursting bus? It could only be an Unstoppable Cock’s Cemen Trading navigated trail and the welcome return of a Generous Erection. The journey took a while and the introductions some more, but it was well worth it. Non Stop set a run that had everything, and we gave it everything.
We crunched our way round rubber plantations, wobbled over ploughed ruts, fell into camouflaged ravines, tightroped along twigs over deep rapids, covered ourselves in biting fire ants, slurped through bogs, tiptoed at the river’s edge, got tripped by triffid tentacles, and clubbed by secret tree stumps.
One Minute the Impaler got himself impaled at the same time, thrilled by the elevations—yes, we ran up and down, and still we twisted and turned and followed the half-hidden shreddy hiding around the roots of the spiky plants. All this, and there they were, beer stop one and beer stop two, and there was even time to appease Tasty’s taste for grating on about the tarmac of the on in sprint finish.
Walkers and things emerged from the jungle too. Then. After a lot of selfi-ing, there was a circle. Brum’s Bum needed cooling; MoonyStrap also needed cooling. Double D has done 40, Alowetty did 200, and GE is also around a milestone. Dildo and 50 Shades entertained, so they say, but they’d never get to heaven that way. More beer more beer please.
Thanks to hares NSC and CT (positive 6.9 rating) and everyone who made it another great day on the Saigon Hash.
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